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i'llbeback123 · 13-03-2014 00:23

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift; that’s why it’s called The Present.”

circles_o_o_o · 13-03-2014 00:38

circles_o_o_o · 13-03-2014 12:12

i'llbeback123 · 13-03-2014 13:54

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift; that’s why it’s called The Present.”

i'llbeback123 · 13-03-2014 20:06

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift; that’s why it’s called The Present.”

circles_o_o_o · 14-03-2014 12:43

i'llbeback123 · 14-03-2014 16:48

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift; that’s why it’s called The Present.”

circles_o_o_o · 14-03-2014 16:51

circles_o_o_o · 15-03-2014 13:40

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
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The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
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A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
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The stripper was getting tired of the same old thong and dance.

i'llbeback123 · 15-03-2014 19:12

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift; that’s why it’s called The Present.”

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