is it ever on?

rusty legrand Wrote:When aliens far away pick up our TV signals, what will they make of the Chatback one, showing the same thing over and over again?

They'll presume it's SkySports.

Digital Dave Wrote:

StanTheMan Wrote:

OliQueen Wrote:it couldn't have happened 2 a nicer tv channel. lets hope SS never gets another job on any other babe show again. ooops did i say that out loud

Who/what is SS?

The SS were the Schutz Staffel - Nazi Stormtroopers. For over sixty years they've lain dormant, only to rise again as the main perpetrators of the monstrous Chatback. For the new millennium they changed their name to SuperSpurs, thinking they could fool the British public, but it was not to be.

They were recently unmasked by their leader, the unhinged April, who admitted that they used her identity falsely on a secret spy site 'Howcute'. She then blew their cover in revenge. She is now in hiding using code names such as Abbie, Nadia and Victoria.

SS would regularly haunt forums such as this, sneering at and taunting innocent posters in order to spread their malicious propaganda. Anyone who didn't toe the party line was disposed of.

One promising young officer, Hauptmann Zummer, was disposed of on the pretext of being a bit smelly. Eventually the tables were turned, and their bluff was called.

They seem to have disappeared again, but who knows when and where they might reappear? MI5 have grave suspicions that they're now running Elite TV - the regular streams of abuse that emanate from 'elitetvonline' are all too reminiscent of classic SS, and of course calling the channel 'Elite' could be more than coincidental.

You have been warned ...

I didn't understand that, Dave. Not because of the contents, but because the spelling and grammar were perfect. Where was the text speak, the use of the possessive 'there' and 'your', used to abbreviate 'you are' ?

StanTheMan Wrote:I didn't understand that, Dave. Not because of the contents, but because the spelling and grammar were perfect. Where was the text speak, the use of the possessive 'there' and 'your', used to abbreviate 'you are' ?

Thank you very much! I like to do my bit towards maintaining standards.

It's a bit of a 'loosing' battle on here though.

http://www.howcute.com/profiles/blogs/ch...soon-girls

datalossfs Wrote:http://www.howcute.com/profiles/blogs/ch...soon-girls

Chat Back is like the T1000 from Terminator 2, every time you think it is dead, it comes back!