Calling The Shows - Chat, Advice, Experiences Etc

(10-09-2016 21:24 )snookered147 Wrote:  Been thinking for the last few days about all the babes I have spoken to down the years. This is as far as I have got so far.
Probably a batch I have forgotten about due to the sheer amount . Sad git snookered.
Dear oh dear. Severe talking to required for myself .

Mikaela Witt

SNIP of unfeasibly long list...

Jessica Kelly

So, you're the one who's been keeping the channels in business, then?


I was wondering how they were still on air, given the decline in recent years...

What a wanker you are Snookered

(10-09-2016 21:46 )Censorship :-( Wrote:  SNIP of unfeasibly long list...


So, you're the one who's been keeping the channels in business, then?


I was wondering how they were still on air, given the decline in recent years...

In my defence your honour well over half that list I have not called in over 2 years .
Not much of a defence but best I could do .
Doh .

(10-09-2016 21:48 )SecretAgent Wrote:  What a wanker you are Snookered

All he said was that he spoke to them - probably just waffled on about the weather, bed sets, DBS...

Oh, and BTW, you haven't spoken to Lori Buckby?

Why, I oughta...

(10-09-2016 22:08 )Censorship :-( Wrote:  

(10-09-2016 21:48 )SecretAgent Wrote:  What a wanker you are Snookered

All he said was that he spoke to them - probably just waffled on about the weather, bed sets, DBS...

Babe: Hello what's your name?
Me: Snookered
Babe: Are u feeling horny snookered?
Me: Well yes I am but before I get to that I must complain about all these bed sets, double babe stints and this f#cking atrocious weather. It just won't do. Please tell your producers to do something about it.

Call mysteriously gets cut off

(10-09-2016 22:14 )Censorship :-( Wrote:  Oh, and BTW, you haven't spoken to Lori Buckby?

Why, I oughta...

...jolly well call her myself

I have spoken to Lori.
My bad.
List amended.
I did say there were some I am bound to have missed off.
Enjoyed Lori very much .

(10-09-2016 22:17 )snookered147 Wrote:  I have spoken to Lori.
My bad.
List amended.
I did say there were some I am bound to have missed off.
Enjoyed Lori very much .

I knew it must have been an oversight.

Ahh, all's right with the world, again...

(10-09-2016 21:24 )snookered147 Wrote:  Laura Jones

Laura Jones

So good he named her twice

Seriously though, we need some kind of lifetime achievement award for snookered
Maybe a gold plated phone bill