Goals for 2019

Tell me your goals for the year these could be life goal, career goals or even just forum goals
Here are my 5 main goals
1.Win every award this forum has
2.Make sweet love to lori buckby in an ally
3.Regain my abs
4.Marry kelly1066 but dont tell my current wife evelyn about it
5.Learn how to play the gremlins theme song on my harp

Whats yours ?

Edit
I no longer care for lori....

Here's a few for me...

- Start drawing again - basically the only skill I've ever been good at and I haven't drawn shit in years

- Get back in shape/start lifting everyday - I need to stop being such a skinny-fat piece of human filth & get my shit together. Actually lost a bunch of weight recently, so I can see abs again (don't know how since my diet is nothing but twizzlers and pizza). I wanna get real lean and vascular though. Jesus-mode

- Really learn Photoshop/After-effects & find non-masturbatory applications for such skills

- Start playing guitar again (I make this a goal every year and get frustrated that I don't progress, so if I fail again I'm either smashing both my guitars or giving them to a friend of mine that actually has an ear for music)

- Become as flexible as Atlanta (I've got my reasons)

- Stop spending money on needless crap

- Swoop in for sloppy seconds on Lori in that alley

- Get better at creating lists of goals that I'll actually stick to

Goals for 2019 :

* Continue my improvement with my drumming.
* Get my first nomination in the forum awards
* Stop allowing myself to get so pissed off at the world when things go pear shaped.

Anything else is a bonus

My goals are:
1) To see my father get rid of his catheter and have an operation on his prostate which will stop him getting blocked kidneys

2) Keep diabetes at bay, having apparently got rid of it(not even in the pre-diabetic range now) and to keep it away for good.

3) Keep eating properly and dieting to continue as well as getting fitter.

4) To stay here a bit longer and drive people mad or make em laugh(whichever comes first) and to create another great thread or two

5) To get reputation to 30 by mid year.

6) To see Liverpool finally win a League title and/or win the Champions League/FA Cup

Just wanted to check if Lori met either (or both) Goatman / 830Res in that alley? And GMach Liverpool winning the league looks like coming true.

(25-01-2020 09:32 )2015watcher Wrote:  Just wanted to check if Lori met either (or both) Goatman / 830Res in that alley? And GMach Liverpool winning the league looks like coming true.

What happened in that alley stays between me and da goat and Mr P

(25-01-2020 10:33 )830ResAtDorsia Wrote:  

(25-01-2020 09:32 )2015watcher Wrote:  Just wanted to check if Lori met either (or both) Goatman / 830Res in that alley? And GMach Liverpool winning the league looks like coming true.

What happened in that alley stays between me and da goat and Mr P

Was it Diagon Alley, Knockturn Alley?

(25-01-2020 10:49 )2015watcher Wrote:  

(25-01-2020 10:33 )830ResAtDorsia Wrote:  

(25-01-2020 09:32 )2015watcher Wrote:  Just wanted to check if Lori met either (or both) Goatman / 830Res in that alley? And GMach Liverpool winning the league looks like coming true.

What happened in that alley stays between me and da goat and Mr P

Was it Diagon Alley, Knockturn Alley?

Gin Alley

^ How much credits did you have to tip Lori for some action? Also I heard a rumour that you tried to record it but Lori said only if you blur it first

(25-01-2020 11:07 )2015watcher Wrote:  ^ How much credits did you have to tip Lori for some action? Also I heard a rumour that you tried to record it but Lori said only if you blur it first

Again, I've been sworn to secrecy. Can't go into detail of what went down in that alley. All I can say is, both Mr P and gallerys66 agreed "everything felt was good on their end" whatever that means