The "Pissed Off " Thread

I'll take your word for it.

Does Evelyn know you pose naked? L

(21-01-2019 21:50 )babelover48 Wrote:  Does Evelyn know you pose naked? L

She takes the pictures

I must be going up in the world ..... just had a call from the National Cyber Crime Unit to tell me my internet connection has been compromised so they are going to terminate it unless I press 1.

F***ing gobshites I hope their balls shrivel and turn black

Being a Secret Agent you'll know if these calls are coming from Russia

Satellite back up and running-we have pictures back.
Would someone please tell me why the public keep voting for those two talentless morons Ant and smegging Dec? 18 times winners of the National Television Awards-for gods sake give it to someone else with a modicum more talent like Graham Norton or suchlike instead of those idiots. They couldn't act(Byker Grove), they definitely couldn't sing yet conned teenagers into buying their awful songs, and definitely couldn't present an argument let alone a television programme-they were let go by the BBC for being too lewd on a teatime show they once did, yet somehow these clowns keep winning awards-the same one each time-please god don't let them win a tv BAFTA!

(23-01-2019 13:22 )SecretAgent Wrote:  I must be going up in the world ..... just had a call from the National Cyber Crime Unit to tell me my internet connection has been compromised so they are going to terminate it unless I press 1.

F***ing gobshites I hope their balls shrivel and turn black

Next time they ring up ask them what the charge is ifirst...

Im super horny how do i get a woman to hump ? Its so difficult these days what with making eye contact and talking to them... it was easier back in the day you could just hand them a chicken leg and they'd suck you off... how the world has changed

People who don`t say thank you (or a variation thereof) when you hold the door for them or let them through first.

Ignorant twats

There was some pompous arrogant fucker in my gym who did that a few times to me in one day. he held me up in the car park parking his BMW, no thanks...

Soft lad here then held THREE doors open for him on way to the changing room. no thanks..

Ignorant fucker. he made the mistake of leaving his towel out and going for a slash. Just to be a prick back to him I dumped his towel in the shower and stuck the water on and left.

(21-01-2019 21:08 )goatman222 Wrote:  

(21-01-2019 20:00 )babelover48 Wrote:  goaty you're alright mate you're the best thing to happen to the forum since we outed that Wackawoo anytime you need mates we're here for ya

Who was that wackawoo ? I missed that

He was a fucking loon. You didn't miss much.