Jokes

I often imagine the camera-derie amongst photographers is good thing to focus on to see what develops

What do you get if you sit on a barbecue? Hot cross buns.

What goes well with chocolate eggs? Chocolate bacon!

people from America are always expecting me to reply to their phone messages, I think they're from Text-us...

[greetings card]

(front cover)
"hope you die"

(inside)
"To Mr Bond

with love, from Russia"

To think that 10-15 years ago cosmetic surgery was very much frowned upon & was a taboo subject.Now everybody including celebrities freely admit to having Botox no-one even raises an eyebrow.

I went into a hairdressers in Newcastle upon Tyne and asked for a perm. 'Ah wondered lernly as a clood' was the response.

A woman runs into a hospital and asks a doctor "My husband was rushed into hospital with a violent spasm in his bum, where is he?"

The doctor replied "ICU baby, shaking that ass".

The inventor of smutty innuendo has died.

His wife is taking it really hard.

Since I was a child I've always had a massive phobia of elevators.I've always taken steps to try & avoid them.

With all the hot weather we've being having I decided to pop down to Wickes & get a ceiling fan for the Living Room.I had to return it a day later after he kept criticizing the hartex finish.