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Club Paradiso is definitely a babe channel.

(24-09-2009 10:55 )Wazo Wrote:  Right i ainit 100 per cent sure this is gunna be a babe channel but all clues point to it being a babe channel so far.

53330" now has EPG information for 'Club Paradiso' (11.307 V)
Club Paradiso
Content: Adult ChatEditorial
Company: Chat Central Ltd

http://www.clubparadiso.tv/

Thanks, Wazo - this is exactly what this thread is for. Good find!

This looks like it might be a Bang Babes production as the pic on the website is Lilly Roma. Just a guess!

(26-09-2009 16:15 )BobDol1 Wrote:  This looks like it might be a Bang Babes production as the pic on the website is Lilly Roma. Just a guess!

No, it isn't a Bang Babes channel.

The more the better and I have to say, from a design standpoint, they have easily the nicest website of all the babe channels.

Looks like being a classy production if that website is to be believed. I'm not sure that's a good sign, though. I prefer seedy to classy

Well hello there,

I suppose now the jig is well and truly up, the covers blown and I
have been caught with my trousers well and truly down, and not for the
first time I can tell you. I might as well come out of hiding waving
a big white flag and say, “Righto chaps, you rumbled this old cove
good and proper”. And may I proffer a hearty handshake of
congratulation to you Wazo. To the victor go the spoils my friend, so
I humbly offer you a doff of the cap, and the first invitation to join
the club. The Club Paradiso.

Basically it is attractive young ladies talking on the telephone,
similar one might suppose, to some of the other channels you may have
seen. There, my keenest of chums is where the similarities end. Take
for example, if you will allow me, the stature of the young ladies in
question. Why do you think I’d let just any old gal wander in off the
street and into make-up? Let’s have a look at her: breathing? Yes.
Arms, legs, breasts? Yes, yes, yes. Sprechen ze English? Oui. What
about basic motor skills and opposable thumbs? Check and double
check.

Right then - stick her in some knickers, slap on some lippy and let's start making telly.

I think you’ll discover soon enough for yourselves that we 'roll' in a
very different way to that down here at Club Paradiso. We have top young fillies from
impeccable bloodlines, beautifully trained and brought to the peak of physical fitness.
They’re in the stable now, I can see them, some of them are positively frothing at the bit.
The frisky mares. I may have to go and sooth some of them with a carrot.

So it is gentlemen with a heavy heart that I depart for now, but
please be made very aware of this simple fact: the doors of Club
Paradiso open on channels 966 and 915 on Thursday 1st October The year of our Lord 2009.
Have you got that in your diaries now chaps? Jolly good.

Until Thursday then, and remember – no trainers.

Your newest old chum

Bob Paradiso esq.

A refreshing and amusing introduction, Bob, a real cut-above the usual promo posts we get here. You also appear to have a good grasp of the English language - quite a rarity in these parts. But one question still remains; will your girls be getting their growlers out?

I am liking this channel already
But is there any chance of babe piggyback racing? BS turned it down but you seem a cut above them so make it happen.

Looks as if Skincity/Dirty Talk Live (sky 935) vanishes on 1 October. No great loss as I never really saw the point of it, just another me-too channel showing exactly the same as one or two others. Who knows, there might be something new.