| Nigma   Master Poster
 
     
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				 (05-10-2009 16:24 )stagmonkey Wrote:  i think it's hilarious that she's offering herself for 6 months or 1 year. what muppet would genuinely go for that ? ![[Image: muppet-pimps.jpg]](http://www.imagechunk.com/images/muppet-pimps.jpg)  |  | 
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		| ringo78   Senior Poster
 
    
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				i've been with a prostitute once, in amsterdam (of course).
 i was there on a stag weekend and we'd been out clubbing, and i'd took a couple of amsterdam E's. we got back to the hotel about 3am and there was no way i was getting to sleep. i just thought "fuck it" and went back down to reception and ordered a cab. when i got in i just said "red light district" and the driver laughed and off we went.
 
 the streets were pretty quiet at that point, a girl just called to me "would you like a suck and fuck?" i said yeah and headed straight in. it was a brunette but there had been a blonde next door, i said "actually dyou mind if i go with the blonde instead" haha, she said that was fine so i went in there.
 
 the blonde was from bolivia, huge bosoms and she spent an age trying to get my e-withered cock hard. then we fucked in a couple of positions before i decided i wanted the brunette again. i got dressed and knocked next door "hi remember me?" and she laughed, i only had 25 euros left so i asked for a blow job. was damn good too, still couldnt cum, i even asked her for a kiss but she said i should save that for my girlfriend back home, thank god because i was too wasted to realise she'd been gobbing men off all day.
 
 so in the end i put my jeans back on (inside out) then banged my head on the door on the way out
 
 BOYZ ON TOUR
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	| 18-10-2009 17:13 |  | 
	
		| al4   Daytime wanking rocks
 
     
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				 (18-10-2009 17:13 )ringo78 Wrote:  i've been with a prostitute once, in amsterdam (of course).
 i was there on a stag weekend and we'd been out clubbing, and i'd took a couple of amsterdam E's. we got back to the hotel about 3am and there was no way i was getting to sleep. i just thought "fuck it" and went back down to reception and ordered a cab. when i got in i just said "red light district" and the driver laughed and off we went.
 
 the streets were pretty quiet at that point, a girl just called to me "would you like a suck and fuck?" i said yeah and headed straight in. it was a brunette but there had been a blonde next door, i said "actually dyou mind if i go with the blonde instead" haha, she said that was fine so i went in there.
 
 the blonde was from bolivia, huge bosoms and she spent an age trying to get my e-withered cock hard. then we fucked in a couple of positions before i decided i wanted the brunette again. i got dressed and knocked next door "hi remember me?" and she laughed, i only had 25 euros left so i asked for a blow job. was damn good too, still couldnt cum, i even asked her for a kiss but she said i should save that for my girlfriend back home, thank god because i was too wasted to realise she'd been gobbing men off all day.
 
 so in the end i put my jeans back on (inside out) then banged my head on the door on the way out
 
 BOYZ ON TOUR
 
LOL........nice one     
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	| 18-10-2009 17:22 |  | 
	
		| m100  Banned
 
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			| RE: Escorting 
 would all those wishing to take part in today's round of multiple username bingo please note emails must be submitted before 5pm
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	| 18-10-2009 17:41 |  |