Annoying Adverts

(18-09-2020 21:22 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  "A little bit of wee isn't going to stop me being me"

No, but it will make you smell like a fucking retirement home.

What's the point in making incontinence pants sexy ?

You get a sexy babe home, she does a seductive striptease which culminates with her throwing her knickers at you, and a soaking wet piss pad hits you in the face.

^Now there's an image I don't need in my head

The Arla advert is doing my head in...
"It's not milk."
"It's not milk."
"It's not milk."
"It's not milk."
"It's milk that's been filtered longer"... Or some crap like that.

I'm usually shouting at the telly by this point so I don't hear the full advert

Dweeeeazmmes Beddzzzzs

The sponsor advert at the start and end of advert breaks on on Quest.

Voiced by Ideal World's Sally Jacks. Oh that voice!

I see that annoying smug actress is back with the Sky mobile ad's and they are STILL using bloody "wouldn't it be nice" by the Beach Boys!

That dreadful Halifax advert with this song.

No, no ,no. Thanks Halifax, I go for ages not hearing an Oasis number and I hear about Noel and Liam and how they're all supposedly just Beatle covers or whatever and then I get the chance to actually hear one of their songs and I'm blown away.

Ads that have that whopper Rylan Clark in them. He’s like dogshit in that he’s everywhere!

That fucker would turn up at the opening of an envelope.

^ Whoever created the advert needs fired from a cannon at a brick wall covered in spikes. Annoying as fuck.

The teleshopping advert for the "Bionic trimmer", a glamorous Hollywood wife edging the lawn infront of a $5 million mansion. Surely she would have an undocumented Mexican to do that for her?