Jokes

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

What's the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber.

What do you call a typo on a tombstone?
A grave mistake

Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them

Whats the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Married.

Did you hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili?

I guess he liked seasoned professionals.

I didn’t have sex at all, not a scrap til I was 67. And that was cos I’d no small change for the window cleaner

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied.

‘Yes, who did you think it was''