Jokes

How can you keep your home warm at Christmas?

Tinsulation.

I'll get my coat

What kind of food does a lesbian love?

Anything they can eat out.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms.

She said, “Depends what’s in it for me.”

I’m trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.

I don't think it's possible for me to become a sniper. Not by a long shot.

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.