Jokes

Why do women have orgasms?

Just another reason to moan, really.

How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Ring up and say you can't cum.

What did the man say to his fingers?

I’m counting on you.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

I’m not a hard drinker..

I actually find it pretty easy.

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?

You can buy it with no strings attached.

What happens if someone swaps all the wrappers in a box of Celebrations?
‍‍You get your Snickers in a Twix!

(Heard these funny jokes from The Last Of Us (TV Series), Season 1 - Episode 4 - Hold My Hand) starring (Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller) and Ellie (Bella Ramsey)

These 3 jokes were read by Ellie (Bella Ramsey) to unimpressed & totally not interested Joel:

"It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it still be stationary."

"Q. What did the mermaid wear in her math class? A. An algae bra."

"I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me."

What kind of award does the world’s top dentist get?

A little plaque.

Who wins in a fight between Sunday and Monday?

Sunday, because Monday is a weekday.