Jokes

I accidentally drank invisible ink.
Now I'm in hospital waiting to be seen.

I saw a movie about how ships are put together.

It was riveting.

People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell.

Come to think of it, I see why.

I got my husband a fridge for his birthday.

His face lit up when he opened it.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

Complete waste of money.

He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie.

Man, they really grilled me.