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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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29-10-2024 22:10
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Why couldn’t the undercover detective fart in bed?

Because it would blow his cover.

05-11-2024 21:11
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I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

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05-11-2024 22:10
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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost my case.

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05-11-2024 22:12
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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

He wanted a well-balanced meal.

06-11-2024 20:16
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I lost my temper when I got sacked from my job as a weather forecaster…

No more mist and ice guy! Big GrinTongue
09-11-2024 07:22
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I told my suitcases there will be no vacation this year.

Now I'm dealing with a lot of emotional baggage.

09-11-2024 12:04
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Apparently one of the animals at the zoo is pregnant but nobody wants to talk about it.

It’s the elephant in the womb.

10-11-2024 11:28
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Big GrinBig Grin

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16-11-2024 17:17
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My wife keeps complaining about my premature ejaculation...

She took it on the chin at first but now it just gets on her tits! Big GrinTongue
17-11-2024 07:39
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