favourite and funny song lyrics!!!!

Ok I Get It,
Let Me Think, I Guess It's My Turn,
Maybe It's Time To Put This Pussy On Ya Sideburns,
He Say I'm Bad, He Problly Right,

Nicki Minaj's verson on Bedrock by Young Money, jus gotta luv the "put this pussy on ur sideburns line"

intro to Just Dont Bite It -NWA

Narrator : Has this ever happend to you?
Does her teeth get in the way while she's sucking your dick?
Does she know how to suck a dick?
Well, I had that same problem until my bitch went out and buy
NWA's new book entitled "The art of sucking dick".

Bitch : Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick, next you gently lick it up
and down, then insert it into the mouth. Take it slow, don't rush
it, and before you know it ..
SPLASH!

I finally made it through med school, somehow i made it through, i'm just an intern, i still make a mistake or two, i was last in my class, barely passed at the institute, now i'm trying to avoid, yah i'm trying to avoid, a malpractice suit, hey, like a surgeon, cuttin' for the very first time, like a surgeon, organ transplants are my line. 'Like A Surgeon' - Weird Al Yankovic

knock knock - the macc lads

Knock knock!! (who's there?)
that'cher!! (that'cher who?)

that'cher mother getting rodgered at the..

gang-bang the other night,
At the start she was nice and tight.
By the end, you'd get your fist
In any orifice

Knock knock!! (who's there?)
iv-or!!! (iv-or who?)

iv-or massive tool, lets have a gang-bang......

the other night,
At the start she was nice and tight.
By the end, you'd get your fist
In any orifice

knock knock!! (who's there?)
iv an!! (errrrrhhh! iv an who?)


iv an even bigger tool, lets have a gang-bang.....

the other night,
At the start she was nice and tight.
By the end, you'd get your fist
In any orifice

pussy walk - iggy pop

"Pussy Walk"

The other day I was walking down 14th Street
It was a beautiful summer day
The sun was shining
And I found myself surrounded by latin american and dark women

And as I looked at their ankles,
Their knees and their thights,
And the curve of their bodies,
Their mysterious eyes
I couldn't help but thinkinng about their pussies
And I asked myself

Can your pussy talk
Can your pussy talk
Can your pussy smile
Can your pussy frown
Can your pussy prance
Can your pussy dance
Can your pussy walk
Can your pussy talk
Pussy, pussy walk

Now you know from time to time
My musical group and I have occasion to visit
The high schools, jr. high schools and
Other centers ol learning in this wonderful land of
The united States of America
And when I do, frorn time to time
I run into the young girls that attend these places
And I see them smiling at me with their young girl clothes
And while i smile back, I never say anything
But inside I'm thinkin
Can your pussy walk
Can your pussy talk
Can your pussy smile
Can your pussy frown
Can your pussy love
Can your pussy shove
Can your pussy dance
Can your pussy prance
Pussy, pussy walk

And then of course
Now all you men can relate to this
How sometimes you're suposed to go out of the house
And get something done
Like you're suposed to go to the store
And just go get a bottle of milk
Or just go to your job
And do it good and cone back home
But on the way, my God
There's a girl, and there's another girl, and there's another girl
And pretty soon you're surrounded
And your eyes are going one way
And your head is going another way
Ano your nose is going up
And your nose is going down
And you're thinking about that pussy
And it's become a real distraction
And you've gotta ask yourself
Can your pussy walk
Can your pussy talk
Can your pussy smile
Can your pussy frown
Can your pussy dance
Can your pussy prance
Can your pussy love
Can your pussy shove
All right
Pussy...Pussy walk
Now walk it now
Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy walk
Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy walk
Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy walk

Big ten inch record -Aerosmith

got me the strangest woman
believe me this trick's no cinch
but I really get her going
when I whip out my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays the blues
well a band that plays its blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
she said now stop that jivin'
now whip out your big 10 inch

record of a band that plays those blues
well a band that plays the blues
she just loves my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

I, I, I cover her with kisses
and when we're in a lover's clinch
she gets all excited
when she begs for my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays those blues
well a band that plays the blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

my girl don't go for smokin'
and liquor just make her flinch
seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays the blues
band that play the blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues