Funny Sayings And Quotes

Trigger OFAH - If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave.

george gobol quote-if it weren't for electricity we,d all be watching tv by candlelight.

dick cavett-if your parents never had children chances are you wont either.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

when a man steals your wife theres no better revenge than to let him keep her-sacha guitry

a sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree-spike miligan

money cant buy you friends but you get a better class of enemy-spike milligan

"i thought 'deep throat' was a movie about a giraffe"-bob hope.

television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy-richard nixon.