Funny Sayings And Quotes

"I,ll be the moon,you be the sun and we'll have an eclipse"-Courtney Love recalls Russel Brand's innovative chat-up attempts.

My toughest fight was with my wife-Muhammed Ali.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on-sir winston churchill.

moral indignation is jealousy with a halo-H.G.WELLS

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."

Jerry Seinfeld

"Love is the answer-but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions"-woody allen.

"You see legendary people taking out their trash"-Lady GaGa slams fellow stars for doing menial chores.

"My girlfriends got a bit of a cleanliness problem 'downstairs,The kitchens a F**King state!"-jimmy carr.

"The easiest way to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast"-Demetri Martin.

"It would be easy for Einstein to chose a DJ name.He'd be MC Squared"- Hugh Dennis