Shit Films You Can't Help But Watch

Robocop is one of my favourite films.

This butchered, violence free version of Robocop which was shown in the mid 90's by ITV was epic shite, yet hilarious.

Remember the scene where ED209 blasts the young executive turning him into a bloody pulp?
In this version he stuns him with phasers! Not a drop of blood!

Remember the scene where Robocop confronts the convenience store robber who repeatedly chants "Fuck me!"?
In this version "Why me!" is used.

And remember the scene where Emil, covered in toxic waste, explodes after being hit by Clarence's car?
In this version Clarence slowly drives around him!

Big Trouble In Little China

I'm not exactly saying this is shit, far from it, but it may be corny, cheesy, over the top and unrealistic, but this is great fun. Nothing to think too deeply about, just sit back and enjoy the ride. Packed to the hilt with quick fire martial arts and quick fire laughs, this passes a good few hours.

http://videodetective.com/titledetails.a...hedid=3986

as will be noticed in the next post this film is so briliantly bad they had to rip off the soundtrack from a film from 1980