Room 101

1. Large OSG
2. The broken centre bits of CD cases
3. Eastenders
4. Reality TV shows
5. Slugs and snails
6. Idiots in train station ticket queues who don't know where they're going or how to get there
7. Shakespeare
8. Brussel Sprouts
9. Speed humps in roads
10. Bad weather

Teenagers who wear their trousers almost round their knees

Crowds who suddenly appear out of shop doorways etc the second a bus pulls up and head for the front of the queue

Automated call centres

Rap music (I use the term music loosely)

Old women who don't thank you when you hold a door for them.