Anyone have an 'Anti-fetish'?

I have three. Tights and/or bodystockings. I just don't like 'em, I tune in to see flesh, not fabric. The second one is those bloody great frilly apple catchers that my granny might have possibly considered racy in 1947. I'm all in favour of leaving something to the imagination, but how about not leaving us to imagine everything.

My final "anti-fetish" and by far my biggest one is spitting! It's a filthy, disgusting habit and should only be indulged in if you have a bloody great lump of phlegm or cattarh to get rid of. Even then you should turn your head, so no-one can see what you're doing. Babestation in particular seem willing to indulge blokes who want to see that, but once it starts I immediately change channels, it just repulses me.

jordo Wrote:

irishman Wrote:feet definitely and girls wit breasts which look like they're walkin around holding two soccer balls

Soccer? What..... The....... Fuck?????? You should be ashamed of yourself and I hope your family disowns you. (not really)
Please don't call it that, the sport is called football.

its called being irish!!we have our own better football so we need another name for that sport!

just thought of another thing that really bugs me, when they wear a swimsuit type thing with a low cut neckline, and then put a bra on underneath.

irishman Wrote:

jordo Wrote:

irishman Wrote:feet definitely and girls wit breasts which look like they're walkin around holding two soccer balls

Soccer? What..... The....... Fuck?????? You should be ashamed of yourself and I hope your family disowns you. (not really)
Please don't call it that, the sport is called football.

its called being irish!!we have our own better football so we need another name for that sport!

And what would that game be? What could you possibly call football that isn't football? Go on... see if you can top Americas ridiculous bullshit.

katie kalianas forearms are horrid

I think all the girls are trashy in their own way. Some more chav than others. 'At the end of the day' they spend their evenings writhing around on a fake bed pretending to get turned on. Then they go home...go to sleep...wake up at 4pm...shit, shave and a bath later they're back on the air! Woohoo....glamourrrrr!!

firekind Wrote:katie kalianas forearms are horrid

My biggest turn off is that transexual on 956 during the day. Ewwwwwaaargh!

Guys that like being dominated and treated like shit. Fucking nonsense.

firekind Wrote:katie kalianas forearms are horrid

I agree seriously they look like shes been mutilating them!

I just thought of another one! Girls that do the extreme eyebrow raising to apply some sort of 'sexual' emphasis to what they are saying to the caller.It's comedic at times and always reminds me of a bad ventriloquists dummy!

Dreamlander