Have you ever?

(14-10-2010 00:40 )mitchell Wrote:  Yeah, i had a curry & pebble dashed a toilet!!!


Have you ever been to a gay bar, police academy style??? I used to work on the doors of one... & no it wasn't the back doors.

Yep

Ever fallen asleep in a gay bar?

No

Have you ever been to Disneyland?

Yeah, i got pissed with Pluto, shagged Minnie & had a fight with Donald!!!

Have you ever been beat up by a Disney characters???

No but that would be funny


Have you ever licked a strangers face

No

Have you ever recited passages from the bible to a group of people?

Yes (catholic school )

Have you ever worn a disguise?

no

you ever got pissed on snakebite and black?

Yes but we call it 'deisel'


Have you ever droped your mobile down the toilet

No

Have you ever pitied a fool?

No, F**k em

Have you ever followed a woman round a supermarket just because she had a great rear end?