Have you ever?

Out of sequence - sorry!

(18-11-2010 20:26 )Regenerated Wrote:  Have you ever knocked one out to Sian Williams off BBC News?

Yes! Ha ha!

And back to the correct question:

(19-11-2010 01:21 )eyesonly4u Wrote:  no

have u ever been caught knocking one out?

Shamefully, yes. A long time ago and I prefer not to think about it - at least my housemate had a sense of humour about it though. (He took one glance at Dani Behr on telly and remarked "nice dress" and walked out )

Have you ever superglued your fingers together?

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

yes, at school making a box with a hot glue gun!!

have u ever pissed in the sink?

Yes at a party as some bint was on the bog


Have you ever passed on sex because of an embarrassing growth somewhere on your body

no, it never bothered me

have u ever seen a parent having sex?

Yeah, my mates mom. I could see the back of her head while i was feeding the star fish....

Have you ever given the star fish a bite to eat....

yes, and it was hungry

have u ever farted during sex

yep and at the wrong possible time too,feels like your body is collasping in on itself when you fart and ejac at the same time



Have you ever donated to Children In Need?


If not then call 03457 332233 or http://www.bbc.co.uk/pudsey/donate/

no i'm a horrible person

have u ever laughed at a funeral?

Yes, but only because 4 weddings came first.

Have you ever done the two birds with one stone trick (safe sex,recycle) & used a condom twice.

no, sloppy seconds don't appeal

have u ever tried to pull your gf mother?