Have you ever?

no... but I did have a girlfriend who's mum was coming onto me....

Have you ever got aroused while having a dance with one of your mate's girlfriends?

hell yeah

have u ever called out the wrong girls name

yes...

Have you ever had to walk home from a party because your taxi didn't wait for you?

grumpy yes

have u ever thrown up in a cab that waited

No I waited till I got out of the cab... The driver would have been angry if I had

Have you ever wanted to work for the public transport industry?

i'd rather die

have u ever punched a midget?

No

Have you ever dated a woman old enough to be your mum?

dated no shagged yes


have u ever touched a turd

Yes - I've changed nappies and owned dogs.

Have you ever vomited so badly that you had to change the carpet?

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

No... but did have to change my shoes

Have you ever sung along to Jim Carrey's rendition of "Somebody To Love" in the film Cable Guy?