Have you ever?

(Ahhh.... Cheeky Monkeys. Those were the days. )

Er, not a physical fight, but a few arguments.

Have you ever "woke up" wandering around town at 3 in the morning (during/after a night out), with a long walk home ahead of you?

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

oh yes, had many a walk home from the pub in the small hours of the morning, 3 miles! The exercise is good for you!

Have you ever dressed up as a pirate?

Yes, at school. (3 miles? I woke up the wrong side of the river... 6 miles and 4 hours it took to get home... )

Have you ever chatted some lass up, only to go home with her mate instead?

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

yes... I wasn't fussy

Have you ever wanted to sleep with your girlfriend's sister?

Yes but never did it

Have you ever called your girlfriend your ex girlfriends name by mistake

No, but a girlfriend's mother called me by an ex-boyfriend's name by mistake



have you ever seen your girlfriend's mother topless?

Nope, I'd need a girlfriend for that


Have you ever kissed a stranger under some mistletoe

no I have to be acquainted with them first

Have you ever booked a taxi to take you home from a party, but then missed it and had to walk home?

Yes but I rang them back and told them it never came


have you ever climbed a tree only to get stuck at the top and had to be rescued by the fire brigade

no. i'm not a cat


have u ever ran away from an animal?