Have you ever?

Yeah, sheep that some students had let free


Have you ever had a danger wank on a bus

no, public transport does not turn me on

have u ever pissed in a swimming pool?

Oh yeah


Have you ever been sent off in any sport

rugby 6 times, four for fighting once for dissent and once for deliberate foul play

have u ever been stopped for speeding?

No

Have you ever obtained any penalty points on your licence for any offence?

nope


Have you ever thought. 'what a shit present, hope you kept the fucking receipt'

no, its the thought that counts.

Have you ever drunk egg nog?

no

have you ever spent Christmas in hospital

No

Have you ever spent a New Years Eve completely alone?

Yes a few, one at home and some at work but after years of working in pubs at that time of year it was a welcome change


Have you ever been sent home from work for been drunk