would the babes give us guys the time of day in real life?

probably not,unless some of us had six packs and cocks the size of a snooker cue,but i do ok,there are some babes you might even have a chance with

Yes of course :-)

Bailey xxx

(25-03-2011 14:52 )SeanTheDon Wrote:  probably not,unless some of us had six packs and cocks the size of a snooker cue,but i do ok,there are some babes you might even have a chance with

Just give them a list of all the trophies celtic have won and of course they would jump in bed with you

Quote:Yes of course :-)

Bailey xxx

I'd make you one of my famous sandwiches, bailey!! how could you turn that down....failing that i always carry rope and a ballgag for such occasions

Why not if they have a watch on I'm sure they would be happy to tell you what time of day it was.

(25-03-2011 15:20 )tsurugi Wrote:  

(25-03-2011 14:52 )SeanTheDon Wrote:  probably not,unless some of us had six packs and cocks the size of a snooker cue,but i do ok,there are some babes you might even have a chance with

Just give them a list of all the trophies celtic have won and of course they would jump in bed with you

Quote:Yes of course :-)

Bailey xxx

I'd make you one of my famous sandwiches, bailey!! how could you turn that down....failing that i always carry rope and a ballgag for such occasions

hehe Tsurugi!! you do me giggle...please can we opt for the ball gag option!    

Bailey xx

That is some picture Just dont know what to lick first

(25-03-2011 14:52 )SeanTheDon Wrote:  probably not,unless some of us had six packs

Stella? Carlsberg? Heineken?????

It's these details that may make all the difference

They would with me, I'm a male model for Armani, a footballer for Real Madrid and a millionaire

That Japanese radiation must be worse than they think

Yes, there are babes who are materialistic (as Mrs Merton famously asked Debbie McGee "what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"), but how many of us know a girl who is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous, but is happily in a long-term relationship with an ordinary (even ugly) guy, or more astonishing still, how many babes haven't got ANY man in their life because guys automatically assume that they must be fighting blokes off with a shitty-stick or wouldn't be interested in an ordinary Joe like them and so never ask them out.

I think the main problem "we" would have is a) how would we get to meet them in ordinary life and b) if they knew that we had become aware of them through the forum, how do we convince them that we're not perverts....

....oh, yeah, right.