Hot Weather Announcement

It is important to maintain professional standards, but due to the extreme weather we make the following announcement.

Men do not need to wear ties for this week only.

Women do not normally wear ties. In the interest of equality women may unbutton up to 4 buttons on their blouses. And can leave those hot heavy restrictive bras at home. Women who prefer non button tops can wear ones with large arm holes even if this risks showing some side boob.

Short shorts, mini skirts and dresses with side/rear vents will be permitted.

Knickers or thongs must be worn, no matter how hot. If wearing a thong take care to shave, seeing a hedgehog peeping out during a meeting can be quite distracting.

Sandals can be worn, but keep it professional. As a general guide heels of 3 inches or more are empowering and professional. Flats generally look like holiday or garden wear and are discouraged. There are exceptions, womens footwear is too complex an area to detail here, but expensive generally looks professional. Try Jimmy Choos, Louboutin, Shellis, Zanotti.

Its going to be tough but together we can do this.

I will make sure my Mrs adheres to these guidelines.

(28-06-2011 12:19 )dirtbag Wrote:  I will make sure my Mrs adheres to these guidelines.

Thanks, she never ceases to brighten up my day.

(30-06-2011 02:47 )eccles Wrote:  

(28-06-2011 12:19 )dirtbag Wrote:  I will make sure my Mrs adheres to these guidelines.

Thanks, she never ceases to brighten up my day.

As long as it keeps her out of my hair

Please don't tell my mother about this thread

(30-06-2011 09:48 )SwedishHouseMafia Wrote:  Please don't tell my mother about this thread

Just a word of warning, i wouldn't let eccles anywhere near your mother if i were you.

I'd just like to say, where I am, it's fucking hot.

I've had to resort to liquid refreshment to keep myself cool.

It's not natural what with the leaves falling off the trees.

According to the local weather station it's 80 effing degrees at five o'clock on the last day of September.

I blame Jeremy Clarkson.

Bring it on I say folks.....If this continues my dick is gunna explode....I've never seen so many hot babes walking the streets with next to nothing on....whoarrrrrrrrrr....who ever thought of complaining about the ozone layer dissappearing?? Shut up it will sort itself out....lol...just keep thinking of all the sweet babes it brings us.....

(30-09-2011 16:58 )mart tilly-fan Wrote:  Bring it on I say folks.....If this continues my dick is gunna explode....I've never seen so many hot babes walking the streets with next to nothing on....whoarrrrrrrrrr....who ever thought of complaining about the ozone layer dissappearing?? Shut up it will sort itself out....lol...just keep thinking of all the sweet babes it brings us.....

Typical of the me, me, me culture that this country has adopted.

What about the likes of me who are going have to stuff copious amounts of amber nectar down our throats in an attempt to keep cool.

Will you have any sympathy for me and my hangover tomorrow? No, like a selfish git you will be out and about perving over girls with no clothes on.

Typical.

25.5 C at 18.00. It's effing October tomorrow, what's going on?