The longest sentence using letters and numbers

simple little game, just say something using single letters and numbers like

I C A B is i see a bee, that sort of thing, try and make a little story out of it, i'll start...

I Z 2 M S E O K E Z E S O K I 8 U
(i said to him, is he ok? he said he is ok, i hate you)

that might be the best one, but try and make a longer one

obviously this ain't gonna be the next sudoku, then... oh, well, i tried lol

Dude when I'm next at the shops I'll buy you some plasticine and Lego to keep you busy

I C U , U C I , I P 4 U, I 8 4 U, I C U R 6 D V D