Ever been caught short?

After Gerard Depardieu's infamous slash in the isle episode, just wondered if any forum members have had a similar experience or close shave's

Is this your version of the 'pissed off' thread? only you're looking for people who have 'pissed on' something

I can't remember the motorway i was on but i was coming back from somewhere after helping a friends mother move some furniture, in return for my hard work she bought me 3 pints of the cheapest beer she could find, after about 45 minutes i needed to pee so badly that i was getting pains in my side :S even though i was on the busy motorway thankfully the traffic had slowed to a stop so i dived out of the van (i wasn't driving) and peed on the verge of the hard shoulder,in the middle of the day (a chorus of car beeps started up as encouragement).....just as the road policing unit went passed :S...rather then getting a warning, i got a cheeky 'whey hey' from the female officer who was driving

True story...I never monkey with the truth

Was caught short on the golf course so slipped into the bushes. Two female members played through and i heard one say " never seen anyone play a three wood out of such thick rough before":rolleyes:

(19-08-2011 16:38 )SOCATOA Wrote:  Was caught short on the golf course so slipped into the bushes. Two female members played through and i heard one say " never seen anyone play a three wood out of such thick rough before":rolleyes:

Did they take two club lengths?

I alsn nipped into the bushes during a round of golf.Thinking I was being discreet,until a woman on a horse passed by as a lane bordered the course."Morning" she said,I returned the greeting & with my free hand waved for some stupid reason.Maybe my reply should've been "glory". I'm pretty sure she knew I wasn't searching for a lost ball...on 2nd thoughts...

"I see" said the blind man, peeing into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now".

Gary Lineker was caught short during a match in the 1990 world cup. Not number ones but number TWOS!!!!!!! He did the sensible thing and just pooped his shorts. Packet of crisps anyone?

In 1961 America were preparing to put their first man in space and as it was only going to be a 15 minute sub-orbital flight no thought was given to toilet facilities. Unfortunately there was hold up after hold up during the countdown and after almost four hours astronaut Alan Shephard gave them an ultimatum "either you light this candle or open the hatch".

With the launch window running out there was only one thing for it - he had to wee in his spacesuit, and as astronauts lie flat on their back with their legs slightly raised at lift-off you can imagine how uncomfortable that must have been as it all ran back downhill.

The flight was a complete success but next man up Virgil Grissom was taking no chances, and rigged up an empty bottle with a rubber tube which he fitted into the leg of his spacesuit!

(16-07-2012 00:58 )flumpertron Wrote:  Packet of crisps anyone?

Do they still make them in Bovril flavour?