Annoying Football Clichés

''Park the bus''...you can still go around a bus

Got to be "square ball" how on this planet does this work exactly?

''He's got no left foot'' - utter stupidity

You dont get any points for hitting the post its the ones that go in that count - Thanks for clearing that up

'this game needs a goal'. seriously!

"The magic/romance of the Cup"

Maybe in the past, but not any more. But still the media persist in bigging it up, e.g. crucifying any manager who dares rest some players because they're prioritising the league. Plucky little Crawley going to Old Trafford, romantic? Do me a favour

The legendary line that Greavesie came up with - "funny old game"

"He'll be dissapointed with that."

( After ballooning the ball 50ft over the bar from six yards)

"That was an inspired substitution"

(after the bloke comes on and scores with his first touch. No shit, Sherlock. )

On another day we could have scored 6 or Dundee United Manager Peter Housten saying "We'll get the boys to watch the DVD of the game this week to see where they went wrong" only to repeat this same sentiment the following week we get beat again. Fuck the DVD and get out on the training field and sort the mistakes out now