The fucking swearing thread.

So, as we all know you can't say certain words on here without being censored, so (inspired by kalel, cheers mate ) let's bring back some of our favourite swear words from tv and our school days. This is meant to be a laugh, so no nastyness to each other okay ya bunch of twonks! lol

So to get started, I give you....TWONK...PRANNY...BEEF (we used this instead of saying anal at school, eg I want to beef her, terrible but funny)...PISSFLAPS...and the classic....NUMPTY.

Your turn. Have fun and if you fancy having a go at creating some new ones, go for it, as long as you can use it in a sentence.

Buttmuncher

douche bag
dick
knob shite

Nice

Dipshit

dip stick
fuck face
dick head
cock muncher
and my fav from red dwarf smeg head

Cobblers

Blvde Fotze
Fick deine Mutter
Wichser

here are some swears in german
if you want to no what it means
http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=German

Cock jockey

Cum guzzler

Arsehole

Turd Burglar