Worst & Best Chat up Lines

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits!

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Are those pants from outer space? cause that ass is out of this world.

Hey baby, can i tickle your belly button from the inside?

"Baby, you won't ever get into heaven, because it must be a sin to look that good!"

At the opposite end of the spectrum
I had a mate who asked the girls if they shagged on first dates, as he didn't want to waste any money buying them drinks if they didn't.

"hey gir! if I had to rearrange the alphabet, I'll put U and I together"

if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U at the end and save the best for last
(not technically as nice as it first seems, i'd have to be with all the metaphorical alphabet before i'd know "U" was the best, so basically, i'm saying, "hey, mind if i fuck everyone before i get to you?"... lol)

"Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Shall i call you or nudge you?"

"I've got the ship, you've got the harbour. How about i dock for the night?"

As a plain speaking Yorkshireman,the direct approach of "Fancy a fuck ?" is a favourite,& if you like it a bit rough there's a strong chance of some sort of physical contact,but generally without the sex.

"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"

(Pulling trouser pockets inside out):
"Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

My love for you is like diorhea, i just cant hold it in!

Your legs would make a great scarf!

My magic watch says your not wearing any knickers...oh wait it must be an hour fast

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you"

"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in them."