Doesn't it just get on your tits when.....?

Your driving down the road and you courteously stop for a parked car to let the oncoming traffic through, it's their right of way so fair enough. Still..... a simple acknowledgment for waiting would be nice wouldn't it?

You continue..... The next parked car comes up except this time it's on the other side of the road (my right of way) so surely I'l go sailing straight through remembering to say thanks of course..... wrong
Some clown just keeps on pushing through forcing you to throw out the anchor, this particular person is then apparently very interested in something within his centre console to avoid noticing your furious glare

You continue..... You stop at the T-junction, look left and it's clear, look right and there's a car coming so you have to patiently wait. The car arrives at the junction only to turn bleeding left and "oh look"..... His indicators must be broken

You continue..... You pull down the slip road to join the motorway, a stream of cars is hogging the slow lane completely oblivious to the fact that your trying to find a gap. Not one of them generously moves over to let you in. Then some chump has the audacity to flash his lights because you've squeezed in!!!!

FFS

What annoys me is when I hold the door for a woman, or a few women who are entering a cafe or shop, and none of them say thanks, and just act as if I'm a doorman or they are above saying thank you. Older women usually say thanks, but not the ones who are in their twenties. Such insecure shallow cunties!

Another thing that gets on my man boobs is when 90% of the people walking in public don't pay attention to their cunting surroundings! "I'm just gonna walk aimlessly and then turn on a dime right into you like a dumb fuck"! Happens to me 50 times a day, and half of the time they will look at me as if I've attempted to rob them, or that I'm the one who bumped into their slow dumb ass

Oh, and people spitting either into the wind near me, or spitting nearly on my shoe when walking past me. Hope they wake up in a pool of someone else's spit!

Very true

When your Dad still talks to you like you were still 15. The other night I gave him a phone call which ended with him lecturing me and when I said to him why are you speaking to me like a kid he then said because its the only way you'll listen to me.

I then tell him Dad I stopped listening to you 5 minutes ago when you started to lecture me to which his response was thank you and goodnight before slamming the phone down on me.

Now who's acting like a kid now, me or him

Also it gets on my tits when I hold the door open for somebody and they don't even say thanks - Ignorant cunts

When Scotland is going to give the rest of the UK a Tory Government by voting SNP

Ouch....... When an Englishman listens to Labour Propaganda by blaming the Scots if the UK gets a Torie Government all because we voted SNP

When new members rock up and think it's okay to stir shit for no good reason... the more we're annoyed, the quicker they 'leave'.

I miss The Watcher, he could've created a mathematical equation for it

(19-04-2015 10:42 )skully Wrote:  When new members rock up and think it's okay to stir shit for no good reason... the more we're annoyed, the quicker they 'leave'.

I miss The Watcher, he could've created a mathematical equation for it

FM (Forum membership) + SS (Shit stirring) = MI (Mod Irritation).
MI x IMSS (Increased Member Shit Stirring) + CB (Cu#@y behaviour) = BB (Bye bye).

Best I could do at short notice

(19-04-2015 11:33 )snookered147 Wrote:  FM (Forum membership) + SS (Shit stirring) = MI (Mod Irritation).
MI x IMSS (Increased Member Shit Stirring) + CB (Cu#@y behaviour) = BB (Bye bye).

Best I could do at short notice

^ You forgot the ignoring forum etiquette co-efficient which increases the BB rate. Novice mistake

You choose one shop further down the road than the nearest one in the belief they are more likely to stock the item you want only to find they have sold out .
To make matters worse you backtrack to the shop that was originally nearer to find they do stock what you need but that it is twice as expensive as the place that had sold out . FFS .

When you want to start and win an argument but realize that while the opposing point of view has flaws the same can be said for your own views.
Just to compound matters further you then realize that even a more moderate view on both sides has flaws and indeed that the whole argument is pointless because it isn't an open and shut type case. One of those subjects where no matter what the opinion it can be trashed. How unbelievably annoying
FFS