Census 2021

Had mine through the door this morning. Frankly it's a load of old nonsense but i've completed it to keep the Bottom Inspectors away from the door.

Anyway my religion is now officially Mandalorian. This is the way

In 2012 in answer to people's religion, there were 6,242 Heavy Metal followers, 1893 Satanists and 650 New Age.
In 2001 census 330,000 said that they were Jedi Knights.

For the question, what is your first language if you could all answer 'Klingon'

Haven't had mine yet - i'm surpised they don't send it out electronically or if you can fill one in electronically

I wond how many said they were tree huggers?

I was surprised how much information they wanted; including information about nights that have still yet to occur!!

How the fuck do I know some gypsy isn't going to come set up camp on my driveway, then ask to use the toilet at ten past midnight? And does that count as an extra person living in the place overnight?

If it wasn't for fear of the fine I'd have filed it.... In the bin!!

Just throw it in the bin.

Bu then would they class her as dead?

They would send out a reminder warning you to fill it out or else, but just tell them it got lost in the post along with any subsequent forms.

Ffs, just fill in any old shit, send it back, and get them off your back.

^knowing you mate you classed yourself as Klingon

Always makes me laugh when keyboard warriors complain about the Census or refuse to complete it.

It's used to help Central & Local Government and Charities plan what resources are needed for people in their area. So your bollocks about not filling it in correctly or at all just mean your area is less likely to get what it needs whatever government is in power.

How brave you are!