Funny News Stories

This for me has to come under the title.

Only in America.

GLAAD. WTF.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...emony.html

Confused driver 'parks' car in Paris metro station

A confused driver has ended up trapping his car on the steps of a Paris metro station, after mistaking it for the entrance to an underground car park.

"There's a sign saying 'Haussmann Parking' right in front... I made a mistake," the driver - identified only as Johan - told the AFP news agency.

The 26-year-old managed to brake in time to stop the vehicle, leaving the back wheels sticking out.

The driver was later asked by French police to do an alcohol test, which he passed.

A member of staff at a local restaurant was quoted by AFP as saying that a similar incident took place at the site about five years ago.

OK, so if you've scammed £1 million I could understand the gold bars and the computers.......but cheeseburgers????"

Just the thought of it makes your eyes water:

Sex toys stolen (funny meaning "strange" in this case)
see http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-her...r-18073459

Duke of Edinburgh with one his classic comments http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/p...dress.html

(16-05-2012 09:32 )TheWatcher Wrote:  Sex toys stolen (funny meaning "strange" in this case)
see http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-her...r-18073459

either cwpussylover or sexstation take them?

Tributes left for a dead chicken

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merse...372230.stm

(21-05-2012 21:21 )Money_Shot Wrote:  Tributes left for a dead chicken

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merse...372230.stm

wow the venkys strike early.