Funny News Stories

(21-09-2015 13:06 )mr williams Wrote:  Piggate rocks the nation!

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Hate preacher in Scotland drowned out by Bagpipes

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09/...d%3D384776

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwLaDzKFiBY

bet this wont be a sky news advert like most of casseteboys mashes

Our very own bigfatpiggyporker hasn't been here for a couple days.

I'm sure it's just coincidence, and he's not busy negotiating to sell his side of the story somewhere.........

(22-09-2015 03:04 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  I'm sure it's just coincidence, and he's not busy negotiating to sell his side of the story somewhere.........

Bringing home the bacon?

Just found out that more people die as a result of taking selfies than being taken by a shark every year. Serves the narcissistic twats right.
12 deaths this year have been attributed to people taking selfies and only 6 fatalities have been caused by a shark bite. A man was gored to death by a bull whilst trying to photograph the bull behind him. A park in Colorado was forced to close to stop people talking selfies with bears. A japenese tourist fell down stairs to his death whilst taking a snap at the Taj Mahal.
What is the chance of a fone babe being burgled whilst taking a selfie in the mirror?

(24-09-2015 19:03 )setter1000 Wrote:  What is the chance of a fone babe being burgled whilst taking a selfie in the mirror?

If it was CW she might be turd burgled!

In 1327 King Edward II, after being deposed and imprisoned by his wife Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was rumoured to have been murdered by having a horn pushed into his anus through which a red-hot iron was inserted, burning out his internal organs without marking his body. However, there is no real academic consensus on the manner of Edward II's death and it has been plausibly argued that the story is propaganda!

(25-09-2015 18:46 )mr williams Wrote:  

(24-09-2015 19:03 )setter1000 Wrote:  What is the chance of a fone babe being burgled whilst taking a selfie in the mirror?

If it was CW she might be turd burgled!

Pardon me for my ignorance but who is CW?

Hull's second most famous citizen



^ It's not so much the vid itself, it's the parodies that crack me up

Here's a couple of my favourites (the second ones for you, terence )