The World Cup count down, come on England!

Just seen a great joke sent into The Chat

'England are going to play a friendly against Iceland in order to raise morale! They will then play Sainsbury's, Asda, Tesco and Morrisons!!'

BRILLIANT!!

England were offered a huge sum of money to have a sponsors name on their shirts, it was declined as inappropriate to have 'Winalot' on the shirts of losers

David Blaine was said to be devastated today on learning that his world record for doing fuck all in a box has been beaten by Wayne Rooney

I am reliably informed that the 3 lions are going be replaced by 3 tampons to signify the worst fucking period in England's history

The South African police have confirmed a significant rise in the amount of shoplifting, drug dealing and sex crimes during the world cup.
However they have said things should get better now that John Terry's family are going home

Sunday 442
Tuesday 747


Hope that's brought a smile to your faces...