Fake tits and tattoos

Beth's tattoo is cool

If i get a fake tan,fake boobs,fake hair,fake eyelashes,fake voice,grotesque tattoos and remove part of my brain,is there a possibility a 37yr old male taxi driver would be considered for a job on this channel?

(23-11-2013 13:46 )jerry3513 Wrote:  If i get a fake tan,fake boobs,fake hair,fake eyelashes,fake voice,grotesque tattoos and remove part of my brain,is there a possibility a 37yr old male taxi driver would be considered for a job on this channel?

No but you would still qualify as a taxi driver

(23-11-2013 09:28 )Charlemagne Wrote:  It was always believed that David Beckham made the tattoo cool..

I find it poignant that another David, 75 year old TV presenter David Dimbleby, who has totally made the tattoo uncool again.

Do you mean David Dimbleby?

For me, once a girl has had a boob job, I have absolutely no interest in watching or phoning her anymore, but unfortunately, it seems like a new girl is going under the knife every few weeks. Its like an epidemic. If it carries on at this rate, we will get to a stage where natural is the exception.

(23-11-2013 13:46 )jerry3513 Wrote:  If i get a fake tan,fake boobs,fake hair,fake eyelashes,fake voice,grotesque tattoos and remove part of my brain,is there a possibility a 37yr old male taxi driver would be considered for a job on this channel?

No, but if they ever do another series of The League of Gentlemen, you'd be guaranteed a part.

AS for boob jobs,sheep following sheep comes to mind,not strong enough to realise they don't really need them,but this is the industry their in, got to follow and conform to the said rules.SAD.

(23-11-2013 13:46 )jerry3513 Wrote:  If i get a fake tan,fake boobs,fake hair,fake eyelashes,fake voice,grotesque tattoos and remove part of my brain,is there a possibility a 37yr old male taxi driver would be considered for a job on this channel?

If you live near Bristol you may be in with a shout.

imho ...isn't it all relative ....live and let live ?

sometimes I feel a tattoo(s) can be inappropriately placed/be too big ; sometimes it doesn't bother me

- again only in my opinion -artificially enlarged tits sometimes can be well done, nicely shaped, appropriate to the body size.

And sometimes they aren't.

I sympathise with the view that no-one should ever feel compelled to have the procedure done to be successful in their industry.

But sadly I don't see that there is any way to ever completely eliminate the combination of peer pressure / insecurity / market forces that presumably drives this trend ?

Pity poor David Dimbleby : even he felt he had to do it at his time of life, so presumably there's no hope for us lesser mortals

(13-11-2013 00:59 )RESPONSIBLE ADULT Wrote:  False tits and tattoos have been the two fashion fads I have most disliked in todays babechannel models. But thankfully they both seem to be on the wane. The most popular girls that now appear are still blessed with their own tits. You all know who they are so I won't mention any names. And the tattoo obsession is now followed by just a small number of girls. The recent visits by the girls from the USA seemed to prove that point, as i can't remember seeing many tattoos, if any. And not a bag of silicone to be found. For me that is great news, because what happens in the States is quickly followed by people in Britain.

I am not a fan of loads Tattoos on a woman and Boob Jobs are OK if they don't go down the Jordan or Emma Butt road of OTT Boob Jobs.

What is the saying? Less is more!!

At the end of the day, its their choice and they are the ones who have to live with tattoos and their boobs jobs when they are over 40.