Once I was having a wank and my ball sucked up out of my ball bag

Get it checked by a doctor pronto!!!!!!

i mean how is one supposed to have sex if it keeps sliding up by the groin when you're laying down and shes on top, and you always slide it back down with your finger? she'll be distracted

i've done some research on this and apparently its called a 'retractile testicle'

fuckin lol
that used to happen when i was bout 12

Never had any of this happen to me that I've noticed, and I suppose it would be fairly noticeable. The last query sounds like something you should consult your GP about though if it's causing discomfort and worrying you.

(30-01-2010 21:17 )TSOJ Wrote:  That was probably the scariest moment of my life. I honestly thought it was gone forever. I just laid there on my bad, close to tears, and thinking "That's it, I only have one ball, it's gone and there's no getting it back". Then, miraculously, it popped back down into my sack, and I was completely filled with joy. I wanted to tell people about it I was so happy, but I didn't because it would have been weird.

Ever lose a nad?

No thank goodness .

You bored Snookered? Where the fuck have you dragged this thread from

^ It was stuck somewhere in the neither regions of the forum obviously!

At least it's official now, snookered has never pocketed his balls! ... Unlike Hitler who apparently did indeed suffer (although for his entire life) from one-ball syndrome (monorchism - http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/de...r-claims). Of course, he also killed himself like the OP insinuated he'd like to do! Funny life isn't it!

(30-01-2010 21:25 )SOCATOA Wrote:  Its a tear jerker Maybee you should sell your story to Walt Disney

It's a ball world after all
It's a ball world after all
It's a ball world after all

It's a ball ball world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(10-03-2016 16:05 )Bandwagon Wrote:  You bored Snookered? Where the fuck have you dragged this thread from

Bored, fedup, ill, pissed off, knackered etc etc.
Yeah all of the above .

Thankfully I still have both balls though .

Pity could have Sung

Snookered has only got one ball
The other is in the Cruicible