Jokes

What did the spider say to the computer?

“Check out my new website!”

What did the envelope say to the stamp?

“Stick with me, and we’ll go places!”

Apparently one in three people suffer from paranoia. The other two are watching them.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, but it let out a little wine!