New Laws

There should be a law against anyone under 5ft tall from using an umbrella, they are a fucking menace

it should be illegal to disagree with me... i'd suggest you click the 'thank' button... don't want to be illegal now, do we? lol

It should be illegal to have trailers for telly programmes while the credits for the previous show are still on. And any channel which has trailers during a show (I'm looking at you Sky1) should be taken off air for 24 hours.

It should be legal to watch hardcore porn and full frontal pussy shows on UK Adult Channels. PS - Who are Ofcom