Do you have a zombie plan...?

Good point Bosse. A state of zen calm will be required when asking for admission. Of course, it's Paddyfrank's bunker, so he may feel all manly and "Don't worry, I'll save you!" making whatever you say acceptable. After all, if Tara's in there he won't want to look, well... chicken will he?

mr gummidge Wrote:Good point Bosse. A state of zen calm will be required when asking for admission. Of course, it's Paddyfrank's bunker, so he may feel all manly and "Don't worry, I'll save you!" making whatever you say acceptable. After all, if Tara's in there he won't want to look, well... chicken will he?

If access to a secret bunker is denied you could always look for refuge in your local crack house, with the toxic chemical fuming and the loud beat of 90’s dance such as...


blaring from the house you are sure to be immune from the zombies or at least die thinking you were being eaten by Oompa Lumpas which would be hilarious.

Indeed, there are few more chucklesome ways to go... I still favour being prepared and tooling up though. Something about being consumed alive - it just, you know, bothers me. Can't say why...

mr gummidge Wrote:Indeed, there are few more chucklesome ways to go... I still favour being prepared and tooling up though. Something about being consumed alive - it just, you know, bothers me. Can't say why...

Its no worse then drowning, you know you are going to die and there isn't much you can do about it, the only difference is that in a zombie attack people actually foolishly believe that they stand a chance, well they don't, they will all eventually succumb to the swarms and be just another number of their mass.

have any of you played dead rising? you only have to survive three days then you get rescued. i would run about with a bowling ball for three days as it does a severe and humorous amount of damage then leg it to the meet point

If you ever feel you need some practice dodging and sidestepping your way round the preying arms of hungry, possessed creatures, you should take a walk through Manchester City centre on a Saturday night. Its a scary world out there. Be careful.

Ive got that Dead Rising game as well- Its funny as fuck when you get to the DIY store and use various things to kill the zombies.

The Jack hammer thing is great when it sticks on to the end and spins and knocks everything out of its path till the zombie becomes a stump.

The lawn mower is pretty good as well