Jokes

They say make up sex is the best

Which is lucky, because all my sex is made up

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch.

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.

Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”

The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.

A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.

She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

Any Trump jokes?

I recently qualified as PCSO.. last night was very busy being bonfire night..

I caught 2 kids, 1 stealing a battery and the other a firework..

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I charged one and let the other off..

Did you hear about the man who ejaculated without a penis?

He came out of nowhere.

What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years, your job will still suck.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but fathers end up playing with them.

(05-11-2020 20:32 )lovebabes56 Wrote:  Any Trump jokes?

Here's one for you lovebabes56

I went to my monthly premature ejaculators anonymous support group meeting today.

Turns out it's tomorrow instead.