Jokes

I was masturbating today and my hand fell asleep – that’s got to be the ultimate rejection.

How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

By the taste.

I don’t think it’s possible for me to become a sniper.

Not by a long shot.

I've taken up blindfolded darts. It's brilliant. You should try it too...

...go on, you don't know what you're missing!

I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg so I said to him "I bet I know what your favourite Christian festival is"

He said, "Have to love Easter, baby"

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

14 Carrot Gold

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!

What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?

Hip-hop!

What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?

Tired.

Easter 2020 jokes!

Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.

Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!