Jokes

I used laughing gas instead of deodorant by mistake.

I didn't realise until people told me I was smelling funny.

Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the Lottery.

To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls.

Hippopotamuses can outrun a human on land or in the water..

So if you’re in a triathlon against a hippo, you really have to make up time in the bicycle portion.

When I was a kid I was regularly covered in chocolate and cream, with a cherry put on my head.

It was tough growing up in the Gateau