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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

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18-11-2021 19:23
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I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie.

Man, they really grilled me.

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18-11-2021 19:24
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care!
19-11-2021 11:33
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My career as a bingo caller lasted all of one day... Apparently "a meal for two with a hairy view" is not an appropriate way to call out the number 69....
19-11-2021 11:35
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

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There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

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19-11-2021 19:23
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?”

The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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19-11-2021 19:25
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

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19-11-2021 19:26
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My pet chameleon won't change colour.

The vet says he is suffering from a reptile disfunction.
21-11-2021 19:21
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