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Cheesy Grin Offline
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Post: #12171
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Just a reminder to everyone who received a book from me at Christmas; they're due back on Monday.

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08-01-2022 14:10
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How do you get a country girl’s attention?

A tractor.

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08-01-2022 18:14
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My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.

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08-01-2022 18:16
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How do celebrities stay cool?

They have many fans.

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08-01-2022 18:18
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day.

A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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08-01-2022 18:20
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My Dad said he'd set me up for life, which I thought was great, until I realised he had framed me for armed robbery.

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13-01-2022 23:38
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Post: #12177
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Carpenter ants are just like ordinary ants, except rainy days and Mondays always get them down.

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13-01-2022 23:40
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I saw a man going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of rabbit's feet and horseshoes.
I thought, 'He's pushing his luck'

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13-01-2022 23:42
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I’ve been reading about the pig heart that’s been transplanted into a man. Amazing. I wonder if they’ll stop there or go the whole hog

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14-01-2022 11:46
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Some guy called me a tool.

So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right.

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