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If I was addicted to masturbation and then I became addicted to sex, would it be right to say my addiction got out of hand?

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14-02-2022 19:25
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Not saying it's windy but my wheelie bin is on a speed awareness course next tuesday

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16-02-2022 21:29
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My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!”

Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and an extra go.

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17-02-2022 12:20
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A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there.

Do you know what that means?"

The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

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17-02-2022 22:13
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What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball!

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17-02-2022 22:15
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If they find out at work that I don't have tourette's, I'm in big trouble.

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18-02-2022 13:03
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With all this wind I’m a bit worried about the caravan in our garden…………..we didn’t have one yesterday.

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18-02-2022 15:47
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Got a blanket round me and I’m drinking wine.
To be fair my teacher always said it would end up like this.

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18-02-2022 15:49
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“An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs.

The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist."

"I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out.”

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18-02-2022 19:18
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“Two hookers were on a street corner.

They started discussing business and one of the hookers said, "Yep, it's gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air."

The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, no. I just burped.”

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18-02-2022 19:22
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