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billyboy1963 Offline
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I went to the doctor the other day and said: ‘Have you got anything for wind?’

So he gave me a kite

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20-02-2022 19:29
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What’s the difference between the England Football team and a tea bag?“

The tea bag usually stays in the cup longer.

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20-02-2022 19:31
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Newsflash!
Someone has collapsed onto the luggage carousel at Heathrow.
A spokesman said; "It's OK, they're slowly coming around."

The last days are here...
21-02-2022 10:22
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What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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21-02-2022 18:55
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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn’t work.

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21-02-2022 18:57
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Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn.

Remains to be seen.

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21-02-2022 18:58
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Why are bakers so rich?

They make so much dough.

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21-02-2022 19:01
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What do you call a hen that can count its own eggs ?

A mathmachicken
21-02-2022 22:59
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My Grandfather told me he saw the Titanic,
It's going to sink, he told everyone but no one took any notice of him.

Why aren't any of you listening to me he screamed, I tell you the bloody thing is going to sink.

In the end, they had to throw him out of the cinema.
21-02-2022 23:05
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22-02-2022 06:50
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