Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

“Oops!”

What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his wor

I haven’t sold a single copy of my autobiography.

That’s the story of my life.

Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back.

Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?'

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.

Struggling to think of what to buy someone for a special present?

Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

Where is the sheep-shagging contest held every year?

Baa-rcelona.